Unlike most others I am a person who usually have a great day. However today is not one of those days. let me elaborate what had bestowed upon poor helpless me .
As usual i woke up with the cries of my security ladies daughter. i had already bitched about this situation on facebook and clearly it has not given me any peace of mind. i assure you that i am not pulling it out of proportion but her cries are a cross breed of a hyena's laughter..... and the crows of a crow. her cries keep me up all night and when ever i fell asleep they venture in to my dreams. how i rue the day they became my security.
Yes they are not the first guards i had, the previous one had to be fired for unclosed reasons.even though they peeped into my apartment through the air vents while i roam around in my birthday suite, they never kept me up all night or venture in to my dreams. any ways after i woke up unrefreshed and sleep deprived i got a call from my friend Tenxin and learned that i am on the list of ineligible students for the exam..... due to lack of ATTENDENCE.....yeah yeah i mentioned about it in my other blogs. So i had to drag my bum all the way to college and attend what i call "THE JAIL HOUR" its where we had to spend maximum SIX hours being tortured by mosquitoes and other creeping crawlers after the sun set to get one percent in attendance .
Any who i suck it up (obviously no other choice) and went to complete my jail hour for the day, hoping to get some serious work done and guess what... my pens ink dried up. just like that (even though you cant see me i am snapping my finger) and i had to pretend to study while two idiotic guys behind me kept on bitching about their room mate cum best friend on never returning their borrowed stuff. Felt like throwing one of my famous sarcastic comment at them...." you knuckle heads that's what best friends do.....they borrow your stuffs and never return" at-least that's what i think so...God how stupid can they be.
After my session of being tortured by all the bugs in that room i was allowed to leave. finally. i was on my way to my apartment which was a three minute walk from the college campus... i thought to my self..... wait ....why don't i grab something to eat from here, at least i deserve a take out tonight. So the deserving 'mua' headed to the cafeteria and ordered a non veg fried rice. as i sat in my seat suddenly the whole place went dark. stupid city.....they play with the electricity as a little kid would do. ON OFF ON OFF ON OFF ON......OFF....i am sure a totally sane person would turn nuts if he had to live like this for the rest of his miserable life.
The only light inside the cafeteria came from the emergency light. I started to notice a whole lot of smoke was accumulating in front of the light...it took me less than a fraction of minute and the screaming and rushing of people to realize that something was awfully wrong. the kitchen was on fire. luckily it was right after me receiving my friend rice , so i didn't wait to suffocate in the smoke to find out who's ass was on fire.
Even at this time there was not any power. the whole area was pitch black. And i was more than afraid to find my feet in a pile of HOLY SHIT from the HOLY COWS and the DOGS, therefor i switched the light on my cell and walked as slowly as i could towards my apartment. I was half way home when i was startled by a dogs bark. I nearly fell flat face as i lost balance. I had no idea what my reaction would have looked like and do not intend to find it out either. I realized that my reaction was not the only humiliating thing which i would have to face tonight. the clutch on my slipper had broken while the vicious barking lost my balance. I now had to literally drag myself all the way.
After what it felt like an eternity i reached myself home and found the security guard near my apartment. On my arrival she noticed my slippers and laughed with a (in my mind) a sarcastic comment to her husband.
I had enough bad luck for one day and top of all this i was being mocked by the security guards. I silently promised my self to get even with them. Once we get the power, i would play all the horrible dhivehi songs so loud that they wouldn't probably be able to move from their seats..for a very long time..and so i SHALL WAIT to get even........and so i waited.
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